week two | dates

[marriagebroker]

Kiss the girl~!

Or guy.

Or person.

Or Messmer's snake.

Comments

[scooptimistic]

Absolutely not.

[ Beaming. ]

[gamboler]

You should at least go first this time.

[ It's only fair! ]

[scooptimistic]

Mm, then.

[ Hmmm. ]

My roommate tried to call a serial killer on me. She said she was really drunk at the time.

[gamboler]

[ HELLO???????? ]

As in...she tried to order a hit on you...?

[scooptimistic]

Yeah. I didn't find out until, well. Things happened.

[ Whoops. ]

[gamboler]

[ GIRL... ]

"Things"?

[ Are you dead, Maya. Did Kia lie to me on these Neopets. ]

[scooptimistic]

[ I would never-- ]

Yeah! I got to meet the serial killer, of course!

[gamboler]

[ . . . ]

You...did? And he didn't kill you?

[scooptimistic]

Obviously he didn't? Not for lack of trying.

[ She's alive!! ]

[gamboler]

[ Listen, sometimes people who die are alive again?? It's fine. ]

Did you...kill him, then?

[ Ngl that'd be pretty hot of her. ]

[scooptimistic]

... Let's just say he's not a problem anymore.

[ Ehe. ]

[gamboler]

...Remind me to never get on your bad side.