week two | dates

[marriagebroker]

Kiss the girl~!

Or guy.

Or person.

Or Messmer's snake.

Comments

[fireball]

[ Of course it is an excellent question. She has Youtube commenter cadence, and they raise good points, unless it's against her.

She does stare at his wiggly fingers though, a what the fuck is happening right now look on her face, but doesn't interrupt his spiel. She's doing great in the trying to take him seriously department. ]

That's assuming your whole bit is real, which considering some of the freakazoids here I concede might be the case, so... okay, yeah. That is a good point. [ Nodding. He has lowkey were you not loved enough as a child vibes but it's okay, who doesn't? Anyway. ] Okay, so you've survived the horrors you keep putting yourself in...

[ Bizarre thing to do, buddy. (Also kind of badass, respect entering her tone.) ]

... So... there anything good in here? The kind of thing that helps keep you alive and in one piece?

[ If they're here, and everything he's saying is true, might as well try to get a little more something out of it? (Or at the very least find something that could pass off as cool.) ]