week two | dates

[marriagebroker]

Kiss the girl~!

Or guy.

Or person.

Or Messmer's snake.

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edamura and nico

[marriagebroker]

Edamura and Nico are taken to an... Olive Garden. It's like the production just knows Nico likes garlic bread and that's it. But to be fair, the garlic bread is good here!

Highlights

• This will be a Night Date for our Night Owls.
• There is a poll when you arrive asking if their breadsticks are better than Red Lobster's biscuits.
• If you answer wrong, you'll be kicked out.

[ordimame]

[. . . . . . . . . executive decision that Edamura has never been to Olive Garden. or Red Lobster]

[he stands frozen in the entrance, gaze darting rapidly between the hostess and Nico, please help him out he has no idea what to say here]

What--?! How am I supposed to know??

[crimsin]

Garlic bread is always the correct answer, mon ami!

[ DUH!! Also Red Lobster went bankrupt, fuck those guys. ]

[ordimame]

[ding!! correct answer!! which means they are being graciously led inside, though Edamuea gives his companion a suspicious side eye]

If I catch even a whiff of garlic in your food I'm taking it away.

[crimsin]

[ Noooo. The biggest, SADDEST eyes.

🥺🥺🥺🥺 ]

You would deny me the sweet taste of garlic bread?

[ordimame]

[EDAMURA HOW CAN YOU SAY NO TO THAT—]

Or course I would! You need to be kind to your body!

[crimsin]

But... the garlic...

[ EDAMURA IS SO MEAN TO HIM. (He should be kinder to his body tho.) ]

[ordimame]

[Edamura is the no fun allowed robot]

Your body kay be in great shape at 1300, but think about it at 2000. 3000! If you don't take care of it, it'll start giving out on you.

[crimsin]

Boo. You sound like my nanny.

[ But not his mother. Hm. ]

[ordimame]

[?? but not his mother??? there's a question teetering on the tip of Edamura's tongue, but it's rude so he doesn't ask it]

Good. She has a point, you know.

[and they are seated! Edamura picks up his menu to scan the selections, frowning a bit as everything seems to be SUPER RICH and SUPER FILLING]

Are you and your nanny close?

[crimsin]

[ Nico is also looking over the menu with interest. This is such a nice human restaurant! How novel!

He glances up to smile ruefully. ]

I would not say I was close to anyone in my childhood. I was something of a spoiled brat.

[ordimame]

You were?

[color him surprised. . . ? but he supposes 1300 is a very long time. someone can easily change in that many years]

That's hard for me to imagine. . . I actually meant now, but if you went all the way back to your childhood, then. . .

[. . . is she no longer around?]