hexensabbat: (rate us five stars to unlock)

breaking this in with closed stupidity to nico (closed but open to bystanders/gawkers)

[personal profile] hexensabbat 2025-06-05 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[It was truly just that curiosity killed the cat, honestly. Ringo wants to snoop into all of the rooms! What if there's JRPG treasure in there?

And Nico is so nice and so chill and also seems like the sort of person who is Up For Exploration, so she grabs him from wherever he is ideally no longer suffering from garlic overdose, and tugs him towards the room.]


All we have to do is peek inside! You wanna know what's in there too, right? Then we can let everyone know what to expect when they take their special someones in there.
crimsin: (🩸 034)

the best use of a new post tbh

[personal profile] crimsin 2025-06-05 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Since some people healed him up and he has presumably had a snack(???) of some kind, he’s right as rain and absolutely down to explore. ]

Oui of course! We are simply inspecting for the good of everyone!

[ BBR INSPECTION SQUAD, ROLL OUT. ]
scooptimistic: (VIVA YOUR DEATH)

tb catherding here we go again stop playing protags Kia aagh

[personal profile] scooptimistic 2025-06-05 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Maya decides to get everyone's attention!!

... By standing on one of the counters!

... She pauses, tugs her boots off, and okay, better. (It's not better. She'll jump off in a minute.) ]


Okay, listen up!! We have an opportunity coming up to test out the compatibility of two individuals in this house! I believe in thinking positive and also not wanting to waste an opportunity, so if anyone would like to volunteer or has ideas that they'd want to test, let's hear it!

The more we're in accordance when it comes to testing this, the less likely we all are to screw it up!

Also, the pressure is the lowest on the first week, so maybe if you don't want to get thrown into the fire later on, I'd volunteer now.

[ Go forth! Discuss theories! Volunteer yourself bravely with someone else who may not be as brave! ]
hexensabbat: (you can no longer mistake your)

[personal profile] hexensabbat 2025-06-05 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ROLL OUT.

She stops in front of the BBR door, hands on her hips.]


Right then! This should be the place. So let's see...

[Ringo reaches out to open the door and... is confronted with A Captcha on a screen in front of the door.]

... Hey, what the...?

[It is one of those really dreaded "read the words in the boxes", like so.]
hexensabbat: (support the player)

[personal profile] hexensabbat 2025-06-05 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Get it, Maya. And from the couch:]

Hey, yeah! Anyone feel that super special "spark" I've been told people feel when they meet that special someone?

[Thanks, Edamura.]
enscene: (29)

[personal profile] enscene 2025-06-05 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Love at first sight?!

[Has anyone here been so lucky...? Furina looks like she's all ears... she can't help but be a little thirsty for entertainment.]

That'd be such a bombastic start to our time together!
hexensabbat: ((switching to Sniper while)

[personal profile] hexensabbat 2025-06-05 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Right, yeah, that was the phrase!

[She forgor...]

If anyone's feeling anything like that, now's the time to speak up!
ordimame: (09)

[personal profile] ordimame 2025-06-05 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ur welcome]
ordimame: (19)

[personal profile] ordimame 2025-06-05 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[MAYA. . .]

[squints]

[picks up some l*sol (NO FREE ADVERTISEMENTS)]

[hands it to her with some paper towels]
scooptimistic: (How do I olly out of this)

[personal profile] scooptimistic 2025-06-05 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks.

[ Baps him with the paper towels. ]
ordimame: (10)

[personal profile] ordimame 2025-06-05 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[accepts the bap with a lightly amused, lopsided smile]

You could have used a chair.

[instead of their FOOD PREPARATION SURFACES]
Edited 2025-06-05 18:30 (UTC)
crimsin: (🩸 024)

[personal profile] crimsin 2025-06-05 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hello?? Nico peers over her shoulder, which is easy to do because she's a shorty. ]

Ringo... can you read what that says?

[ He's bewildered that such a thing exists anyway but he's even more curious to know if she can even solve it. ]
enscene: (34)

[personal profile] enscene 2025-06-05 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
It seemed to me that buffet of...delicacies we had last night helped some of us engage in less superficial chats. Such is the power of a good meal, I suppose.

[Furina's not suspicious of any outside influence whatsoever.

We're all still catching up on food threads, of course, so she broadens it to a more general spread:
]

Has anyone had any particularly enlightening conversations? Say, have you been drawn together by shared interests? A mutual enjoyment of our little kissing game, perchance?

[Being a little menace might blow up in her face, but that's fine.]
crimsin: (🩸 139)

[personal profile] crimsin 2025-06-05 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Why is Maya on the counter?

She likes to be tall.

ANYWAY— ]


We are spoiled for choice, non?
scooptimistic: (Time for more serious shit)

[personal profile] scooptimistic 2025-06-05 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Everyone's wanted to stand on a counter at least once in their lives.

[ Source: trust me, bro. ]

I was gonna wipe it down once I hopped off, anyway.
reverso: (🎼 032)

[personal profile] reverso 2025-06-05 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[What if he drinks some wine casually over here, listening in for a minute or two?

Verso's of the opinion that if they choose a pair that gets along well with each other, spark or no, they're cooked. He's noticed that nearly everyone gets along well enough for most to be a contender... The choices are almost too many.]


This is going to be hard.

[he's helping]
scooptimistic: (My god that's actually smart)

[personal profile] scooptimistic 2025-06-05 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
We are, but that's exactly why it'd be nice if we had some volunteers this time around. Since we don't even have any clues from the ceremony yet.
ordimame: (37)

[personal profile] ordimame 2025-06-05 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[no no, she's right. everyone does. it's an innate, primal desire]

I believe you.

And you did get everyone's attention, so in the end it was a rousing success.
scooptimistic: (By all means do let me fuck him up)

[personal profile] scooptimistic 2025-06-05 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course it was! I didn't even have to resort to Plans B, C, or D!

[ Thank goodness. ]
ordimame: (97)

[personal profile] ordimame 2025-06-05 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
And what were plans B, C and D, exactly?
ordimame: (11)

[personal profile] ordimame 2025-06-05 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh? What buffet?

[GUESS WHO MISSED THE ENTIRE THING. . .]
enscene: (58)

[personal profile] enscene 2025-06-05 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[HOW... Furina thinks Was he asleep? She can't recall having seen him there, though...]

We were gifted a rather eclectic meal spread, from the most delectable to the most vile. You didn't hear the flute music? Nicodème nearly killed himself with garlic bread.
scooptimistic: (The culprit is--!!)

[personal profile] scooptimistic 2025-06-05 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
That's for me to know.

[ And no one else, apparently. Since she didn't need to make use of them. ]
gamboler: (103)

[personal profile] gamboler 2025-06-05 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Maybe he should volunteer, given his proclivity to win, but he doesn't gamble blindly, and as to who the producers would choose to match him with...

He has no idea. He's still in the kitchen... ]


Perhaps we should start with some of the more distinct personalities and go from there. Though that doesn't really narrow it down, does it...

[ They're all kind of freaks (affectionate) in their own ways. ]
gamboler: (136)

[personal profile] gamboler 2025-06-05 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe this would be a good time to unveil the results of your research...

[ Though most of them did a fair amount of research during spin the bottle, huh. ]

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