gamboler: (070)

[personal profile] gamboler 2025-06-05 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A very intentional pause, and then: ]

You're biased and therefore your opinion doesn't count!
scooptimistic: (LISTEN BITCH)

[personal profile] scooptimistic 2025-06-05 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ sir

excuse me

sir ]


You're the one who didn't mention me!
gamboler: (097)

[personal profile] gamboler 2025-06-05 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
You're in a different classification of "distinct" from the ten-foot snake man.
scooptimistic: (The fuck is this)

[personal profile] scooptimistic 2025-06-05 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
What do you mean? We're both charmers.

[ Clearly. ]
gamboler: (007)

[personal profile] gamboler 2025-06-05 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There's a joke to be made here about snake charmers... ]

Ah, I see, standing on the counter is going to your head. You just might be eye level with him up there.
scooptimistic: (Let's break it immediately)

[personal profile] scooptimistic 2025-06-05 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, do you think??

[ Help, she's genuinely sparkling. ]
gamboler: (119)

[personal profile] gamboler 2025-06-06 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...Glancing back at at Messmer. Then back to Maya, lifting his hand and narrowing his eyes to do some guesswork... ]

Close enough. If you go mad with power, we'll know this is where it all started!
scooptimistic: (Time for more serious shit)

[personal profile] scooptimistic 2025-06-06 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Listen, maybe I just like feeling tall! There's nothing power-hungry about that!

[ She is so nonthreatening. ]