week three | mingle

[marriagebroker]

No outright changes this week either. Week three rolls around, braced for impact as ever. The estate is still intact, the contestants are still motivated, things are looking good.

Well, aside from the fact you all had a blackout this weekend. That wasn't so good.

Either way, when Monday rolls around, Wei Wuxian seems to be in a cheery mood as he greets everyone Monday morning.

"Everyone, come here, come here. I have an announcement!"

Better go see what that's about, huh?

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Comments

[ordimame]

[GCK]

[immediately crumbles the little card into a tiny, wrinkled all]

. . . no one important! Just-- an associate I knew back home, that's all!

[fireball]

[ Damn... there goes the card. Maybe she can unfurl it later... ]

And he... has incriminating evidence on you?

[ Not teasing. Genuinely trying to parse this out. ]

[ordimame]

[. . .]

Yes.

[what if he shoves the card into his pocket. what then]

But I have way more on him.

[and he WILL get even]

[fireball]

[ He'll have to get rid of it at SOME point!!

Her eyes light up, though. ]

Okay, share something about him then.

[ Gossip is gossip! ]

1/3

[ordimame]

[leaning in reeeeeeeal close, hand pressed against his mouth all conspiratorially. . .]

[. . . . . . . .]

[ordimame]

[wait. fuck. he doesn't know any real actual embarrassing facts about Laurent. fuck. fuck!!! he has to change this when he gets home!!]

[ordimame]

He's not a natural blond.

[yes he is, Edamura you moron]

[fireball]

[ Poppy, not knowing a single thing about Laurent, has no reason to accept this as anything but cold hard fact, and so, she gasps. ]

Devious! [ She waggles her eyebrows at Edamura. ] You should mess with his hair then. Make it hot pink or something.

[ordimame]

[and that is EXACTLY why he said it. nobody knows it's a lie!!!]

You know. . . I would, but I bet he'd wear it so well it'd just piss me off.

[Laurent seems like the type to take a prank like that in stride]

1/2

[fireball]

[ Oh no... not the prank flopping before it'd even begin... Poppy's face falls. ]

2/2

[fireball]

[ And then she perks right back up, a new idea bouncing into her head. ]

Shave him in his sleep.

[ordimame]

I think he might actually kill me for that one.

[fireball]

Shave half of his head in his sleep?

[ordimame]

I hope he's watching this and getting more and more mortified with every suggestion you make.

[heh. that actually might be good enough for him]

[fireball]

[ Oooh, is that a challenge? Hmm, well then... ]

Shave his eyebrows— One eyebrow. I saw a guy with a shaved eyebrow once, it was a hell of a look.

[ordimame]

[HAH]

The annoyance of having one grow back all lopsided would be pretty funny. . . !

[fireball]

And then you can just shave it off again!

[ordimame]

Maybe you really are some kind of genius.

[he kids. he is not about to shave Laurent's eyebrows, as funny as the mental image is]

[fireball]

[ preens. ]

I know.

[ he should totally do it though ]