[ Before you go, there's a college-age girl skipping towards you with her flouncy af Ojou Ringlets and a wagon full of.... doujinshi?

She smiles, offering a graceful curtsy. ]

Greetings! As the original Overseer, I come bringing with me gifts to encourage your love and romantic exploits! Please take these with my heartfelt congratulations!

[ For Furina, a beautifully illustrated work starring herself and Ringo, in which they are mermaids for some reason and there's a song every three pages.

For Aventurine, a beautifully illustrated work starring himself and... everybody? It's a very sexy battle royale for his heart, with Nico triumphing and an artist's note at the end stating he was just too good with everyone.

For Luka, a beautifully illustrated work starring himself and Maya, with a lot of scenes of making out in dressing rooms and the creative use of a stage curtain.

For Edamura, a beautifully illustrated work starring himself and every single French person in the show. Rom is there too, with a beret, because the author has also seen fit to make him French, and there's many a suggestive scene with a baguette.

For Maya, a beautifully illustrated work starring herself and Aventurine, in which they are trapped in an arranged marriage but team up to seduce a pair of beautiful blond princes instead.

For Messmer, a beautifully illustrated work starring himself and Verso and it's beautiful and overwrought and he's lacking a top most of the time for some reason, but the author has also drawn cute doodles of snakes in all the margins.

For Nico, a beautifully illustrated work starring himself and Verso. There's no plot, just a lot of kissing and bare chests. The author has no excuses and states this herself, she just wanted to draw it.

For Odile, a beautifully illustrated work starring herself and Edamura as an aunt taking in a troubled youth of a nephew and teaching him the meaning of life.

For Poppy, a beautifully illustrated work starring herself and literally every other woman on the show, scantily clad in various period pieces. A note from the author: "You're so valid. ♥"

For Ringo, a beautifully illustrated work starring herself and Furina, where they are both cool secret agents saving the world and kissing sexily.

For Serpilia, a beautifully illustrated work starring herself, Ringo, and Furina as concubines in the emperor's harem who decide to get together instead, who needs men--

For Rom, a beautifully illustrated work starring himself and Edamura as a man
who has insisted he's a virgin and the sexy goth man who knows the truth and gently walks him through the best sex he's ever had. You're welcome.

For Shoko, a beautifully illustrated work starring herself and Poppy, involving strategic placement of bubble bath. Shoko has never been drawn looking more relaxed.

For Verso, a beautifully illustrated work starring himself and Messmer and many sexy uses of snakes. Apparently all the doodles the author used in a previous piece inspired her.

For Yi Sang, a beautifully illustrated work starring himself and Luka, in which Yi Sang gets kabedon'd a lot and Luka grasps his chin a lot and it's very dangerous but very spicy.

For Yingying, a beautifully illustrated work starring herself and Yi Sang, in which there are a lot of flowers involved in all the lovemaking scenes and flower references and the author maybe just had a fun time drawing flowers?

For Wei Wuxian, a beautifully illustrated work starring himself and his husband. The author did make sure certain anatomy was massive. Just for him.

No, they cannot be destroyed. No, she is not sticking around for questions.

Enjoy!! ]